A Letter to the Terrorists, From London

From The London News Review:

What the fuck do you think you're doing?

This is London. We've dealt
with your sort before. You don't try and pull this on us.

Do you have
any idea how many times our city has been attacked? Whatever you're trying
to do, it's not going to work.

All you've done is end some of our lives,
and ruin some more. How is that going to help you?
You don't get rewarded
for this kind of crap.

And if, as your MO indicates, you're an al-Qaeda
group, then you're out of your tiny minds.

Because if this is a message
to Tony Blair, we've got news for you. We don't much like our government
ourselves, or what they do in our name. But, listen very clearly. We'll deal
with that ourselves. We're London, and we've got our own way of doing things,
and it doesn't involve
tossing bombs around where innocent people are going
about their lives.

And that's because we're better than you. Everyone is
better than you. Our city works. We rather like it. And we're going to go about
our lives. We're going to take care of the lives you ruined. And then we're
going to work. And we're going down the pub.

So you can pack up your
bombs, put them in your arseholes, and get the fuck out of our city.

Amen to that.