I Still Can't Believe It

Corn Dog's former owner - in newly-wedded bliss. Originally uploaded by Corn Dog . Corn Dog loves her former humans and couldn't be happier for them. Actually, Corn Dog was quite sad that she could not attend the nuptials personally, but she understood that it was Mike and Kim's day and she would not be that cute terrorizing Caleb Ring Boy (again).

I hate those TNT commercials with actors saying "Drama is...." and filling in the blank with cute little clic hes. I'll tell you what drama is: it's having no treats and still being made to stay in the hard-floored crate all day. Drama is having the tennis ball roll in my old shits on the first throw of the day. Drama is finding the baby bunny hole by the a/c unit. Drama is chasing the teeny tiny neighbor dog into it's own house and refusing to come away from her hiding place. These things are dramatic. TV shows that sanitize and politicize everything from a blow job to a baseball are not dramatic - how can something staged be dramatic? They're just filler. Come on people!

Cassady Originally uploaded by Corn Dog . A Corn Dog's best friend (well, besides a big, juicy stick) is a Cassady. Here's Cassady in one of his most fulfilled moments - the frisbee is nearby, the sun is hot on his fur, and there's a human nearby that JUST MIGHT PLAY FRISBEE WITH ME if I look cute enough.

Baby Corn Dog Originally uploaded by Corn Dog . Welcome to the Corn Dog Blog. As you're probably well aware, dogs can't type - what, with those webbed paws and long claws, I'm not saying it can't be done...but it is a long shot. So clearly I'm merely a proxy for Corn Dog. Or is Corn Dog a proxy for me? You know, it could really go either way. Time for the truth: I am starting this blog as a paradoxical exercise - my goal is to learn how to be more forthcoming with my feelings while practising patience and self-control. I tend to show emotion on my face and in my tone of voice - but that's rather difficult in a blog setting. What I'd like to do is better control my outward appearance and voicing of emotions and direct those feelings into calm and rational speech. Thus was born Corn Dog Blog. I imagine that when I'm really pissed off, I can pretend I'm Corn Dog relating the tale and that will hopefully put things in perspective for me and mayb